Patron: Have you looked outside today?
Me: Uh no. They don't let me out of the building.
Patron: You should really go look at the sky. Operation Cloverleaf is going on right now. They want you to think they are just contrails from airplanes but they aren't. They are really chemicals that the government is deliberately putting into the atmosphere. It's really scary.
Me: Huh. How about that.
Patron: If I were you, I wouldn't go outside today.
Me: Duly noted.
SIGH.......................................
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What a hoot. Never know what you're gonna encounter at the Reserves desk, eh?
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