A regular patron came in today and was joshing with me about his driver's license photo and how his hair was dyed in the picture.
"Doesn't really look like me at all!"
I told him at least he didn't have Botox done just for the DMV.
He guffawed and then said loudly, "Or genital plastic surgery! HAW!"
Yeah. Heh heh. Genital... plastic... surgery.
I guess he topped me. Zing.
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I love that "Haw!" part. It keeps cracking me up. Classic G-man stuff.
Sounds like the good times keep rollin' there.
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