Spam is not Sexy(licious)

So, this woman just came up to the circulation desk very upset about the spam in her email. She wanted to know who to call about it. I went over (sighing) to her computer and saw her Yahoo account with an email with the subject line: "Sexilicious in ****** Ya?" The lady pointed righteously at the sender and hysterically said:

"I DO NOT know this person! How did they get my address?! I asked
them to never again send me emails, but here is another one! And I am NOT
sexilicious!"

You got that right, lady...

The Unsolicited Reviewer Takes it to the Streets

The Unsolicited Reviewer was in a local paper last week. He is currently protesting the fact that bars have "Ladies' Nite" but not "Dude's Nite." He says it's a violation of his civil liberties and of the Constitution.

I hope he wins his brave, brave fight. In the meantime, I await his next DVD-related rant.

The Bag Lady

A middle-aged woman came to the desk and asked for a garbage bag. Unsure of what this woman's agenda could be, I decided to go ahead andjust give her what she wanted because I didn't want any trouble from her.

So, we give her the bag and...


...that's right...

...she wore it.


She's sitting at the computer right now wearing a big baggy clear-plastic trash bag from the neck down. Every time she moves she rustles. Apparently, she thinks our A/C is too cold.

How come I never think to ask for random items from the stores I go into?